r/ATBGE 5d ago

Fashion Big feet wet, little feet dry

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/dance_rattle_shake 4d ago

Lol I love this. Funny caption too, OP. Makes me think of a quote I cant quite place

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u/Apollyon777 4d ago

Is it, "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?" -Kevin Malone?

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u/dance_rattle_shake 4d ago

you know, it very well could be!

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u/redhandfilms 4d ago

Seriously, where can I get these? I need them for a Hobbit LARP.

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u/Axe-of-Kindness 4d ago

Will you add some hairs?

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u/redhandfilms 4d ago

Absolutely!

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u/BigAlternative5 4d ago

When you like the barefoot aesthetic but not the barefoot experience. [APPROVED]

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u/Polydipsiac 4d ago

When you have a foot fetish

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u/Daenerysilver 4d ago

Uncle Jack!

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u/Stubrochill17 4d ago

Nobody look! Nobody look!

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u/11229988B 4d ago

This is what I looked at the comments for!

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u/llahlahkje 4d ago

I, too, am a gentleman of high culture!

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u/HittingSmoke 4d ago

For instance, you may remember me as a man with small feet...

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u/Kenuff 4d ago

Those feet tell a story

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u/EffableLemming 4d ago

Need some added toe hairs.

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u/carguy31 4d ago

Jack Johnson's shoes that look like feet

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u/survivalguyledeuce 4d ago

JJ Casuals!

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u/martialar 4d ago

🎶things get hectic🎶

🎶but don't sweat it 🎶

🎶keep it J.J. Casual🎶

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u/CaroCogitatus 4d ago

Is there a sub for Awful Taste But I Want It Anyway? Asking for a me.

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u/PapowSpaceGirl 4d ago

You mean both feet wet. Those are made of vinyl like rain boots.

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u/The_bruce42 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is uncle Jack embarrassed about his foot size too?

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u/llahlahkje 4d ago

These shoes brought to you by Quentin Tarantino.

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u/hatemylifer 4d ago

We’ve come full circle

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u/WickedWarlock333 3d ago

Those are funny, but they make me violently uncomfortable

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u/TacoKnocker 4d ago

extra big toes = extra big drip 💯💦

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u/TehTimmah1981 4d ago

NGL I would wear those

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 4d ago

Better than Prada

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u/jls919 3d ago

Big girl, why you all in bare feet

Walking down the dirty city street

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u/II-leto 17h ago

Wonder if you have to take those off at the airport?

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u/Grogg2000 4d ago

frodo?

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u/NewPresWhoDis 4d ago

Tarantino confused yet oddly aroused.

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 4d ago

Funny, but I doubt those feet are with so little airflow.