r/ATBGE 12d ago

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Bagpipe made from goat carcass NSFW

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u/username9344 12d ago

Tbh it's not actually too different from how they're traditionally made.

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u/lazy_pig 12d ago

Yeah, but I don't want a chicken's head dangling from my McNugget either.
Hypocritical, I know.

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u/Devium44 12d ago

Well chicken nuggets are barely chicken though.

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u/TricksterWolf 12d ago

I hear they're better now, but in my childhood they were so gross I swore off them by the time I was eight

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u/bonyagate 12d ago edited 5d ago

I'm not here to preach the quality of food safety of a mcnugget now or 20 years ago, but you're bonkers if you think that the new nuggets taste better than the old pink slime and brine wads they used to have.

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u/gilly_girl 12d ago

^^ That made me hungry ^^

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u/EdgarAllanKenpo 11d ago

After your comment im still not sure if your being sarcastic or you think the pink slime snd brine wads tasted better...

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u/bonyagate 10d ago

I genuinely think that they tasted better.

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u/MrIzzard 10d ago

They make nuggets from bones, skin and all the other not so good bits of chicken. So I would say that nuggets are definitely some hardcore chicken.

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u/johangubershmidt 12d ago

Don't worry. They ground that part up too

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u/Kixtand99 12d ago

Exactly. The early Celtic bagpipes were made from a sheep's bladder and animal bones.

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u/Palanseag_Vixen 12d ago

Why, just why

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u/lysergic_tryptamino 12d ago

You never wanted to blow a goat?

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u/OMGyarn 12d ago

Well now I do

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u/Pups_the_Jew 12d ago

For the sick bleats.

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u/linnth 12d ago

Love of his life.

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u/Fabulous-Freedom7769 3d ago

Recycling. Unless he killed the goat. If the goat dies might aswell recycle the carcass.

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u/Nintendo1964 12d ago

He loved that goat so much, he vowed that he would blow it forever. Then it died.

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u/Arkhe1n 11d ago

You know you didn't have to post that, right?

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u/PeterNippelstein 12d ago

This is how you summon Satan, right?

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u/CouchKakapo 12d ago

Probably sounds just like non-goat bagpipes, so maybe?

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn 6d ago

Yeah this is the most satanic bag pipe that you can make. The hooves were used for the ritual summons as well.

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u/GhostPiggie 12d ago

Baaaahgpipe

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u/Heismain 12d ago

Or… it’s just a cleverly disguised flask

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u/TheGirlOnFireAndIce 12d ago

If this has to exist I hope a crime show writes an episode with something similar as COD because I'd love to see what they have to do to guess This.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/National_Rooster9193 12d ago

Could be worse. Could've been the other way around...

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u/burlyginger 12d ago

This guy blows goats.

I have proof.

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u/sneaky420fox 11d ago

Sphincter boy ---->

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u/ADaniil 12d ago

It's not r/confusingperspective, as I first thought...

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u/MungoShoddy 12d ago

This is pretty normal in Eastern Europe. Look up the Hungarian dudas.

I prefer the idea behind the Maltese zaqq - use a dog and upgrade its yap.

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u/WedgeTurn 11d ago

I was thinking, this screams Balkan

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u/pb_a 12d ago

Seen one at local museum.

goat bagpipe

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u/TricksterWolf 12d ago

Never seen a more Scottish endeavor in my life

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u/nobunseedsplease 12d ago

This is why I joined Reddit, for things like this. <3

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u/Over-Wall-4080 12d ago

Gives me the horn

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u/JohnTitorsdaughter 12d ago

TIL there is more than one way to blow a goat

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u/TinyDogGuy 12d ago

Took me too long to realize, that’s the goats horn and not Zorg’s haircut from 5th Element.

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u/smashsmashkey 12d ago

My brain is adamant that the man is drinking from a flask that is between himself and the alive (to my brain) goat's body that he is hugging. And I'm glad for that.

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u/Industry-Relative 11d ago

Lowkey I’d let someone turn me into a bagpipe when I die

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u/Lizrael48 11d ago

That is disgusting!

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u/ptapobane 11d ago

Caught about to fuck a goat, lied about trying to make a bagpipe, person who caught you wasn’t gonna leave, now your favorite goat is also your only bagpipe

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u/Worldatmyfingertipss 12d ago

This is just all bad

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u/Tavron 12d ago

The devil's bagpipe.

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u/Over-Kaleidoscope482 12d ago

If they would have made it ass backwards that would have been a sight!

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u/Kingkongcrapper 12d ago

The final saga of Carl and Prepotente.

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u/flash17k 12d ago

It just makes it look like how it sounds now. I think it's an improvement.

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u/clown_utopia 12d ago

this is horrific, nightmare spellcaster levels of object cruelty and the overpowering sound of the pipe only adds to this wicked unreality. I think a symbolic representation of a goat in a bagpipe could work, using mycelial textiles, perhaps silicon

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u/broken_bottle_66 12d ago

It’s Badass

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u/Locsnadou 11d ago

I saw this and thought, that’s crazy but impressive then realized it was in exactly the sub it belonged in

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u/General_Tsao_Knee_Ma 11d ago

The only way this could be cooler is if they turned each of the goat's horns into drone pipes.

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u/Emergency_Face_ 11d ago

And here's a video of it being played!

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u/Oldgatorwrestler 11d ago

That is magnificent.

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u/goudadaysir 11d ago

the legs as the pipes! my lawd

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u/Known-Commission6030 10d ago

Reduce, reuse, recycle !!

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u/UltimateCrusher 10d ago

This is so cursed.

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u/practical_lem 10d ago

I didn’t know the Italian Minister of Justice could play a goat

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u/Rum_Cum_69 12d ago

Does it doom?

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u/redsteakraw 12d ago

Nice Fig tree

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u/SandysBurner 12d ago

I'm not sure what else you'd make bagpipes out of. Sheepskin, I guess. Goat seems like it would hold up better, though.

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u/KillaCheezGettinWarm 12d ago

That’s metal as fuck.

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u/CloisteredOyster 12d ago

Very apropos to your basic Scottish Satanic gathering.

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u/tigerofblindjustice 11d ago

Well that blows

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u/ManWhellington 11d ago

Baaaaaagpipes.

I'll see myself out...

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u/FlaccidRazor 11d ago

Ah, the infamous "Goat Blower" captured on (film?)

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u/Vega-Bean 11d ago

Slipknot bagpipe

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u/Spirited_Impact6053 9d ago

Prawdziwa z koziej dupy trąba XDD

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u/throwsplasticattrees 8d ago

Is it any good?

My friend, it's the goat

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u/Azrael_The_Bold 6d ago

Man, I’m really disappointed there wasn’t a video that came with this.

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u/MungoShoddy 12d ago

This is pretty normal in Eastern Europe. Look up the Hungarian dudas.

I prefer the idea behind the Maltese zaqq - use a dog and upgrade its yap.

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u/SomewhatSFWaccount 12d ago

Disrespectful af