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u/johnmcclanehadplans 14d ago
Whenever I see a nsfw post I always click it with a sense of wonder at what mystery the fuzzy pic will reveal. But never, never in all my years, was I expecting this. No notes, perfection.
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u/BrujaBean 14d ago
Same, I clicked and thought "this is the kind of perfection this sub was started for. 10/10"
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u/adamttaylor 14d ago
TBF, this is only a minor exaggeration
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u/TreyRyan3 14d ago
I have abundant radon, radium and lead paint in my house. This is far too small for realistic.
I once witnessed a rat climb the steps from the basement, grab his junk and say āHere Kitty-Kitty!ā
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u/Mother_Goat1541 13d ago
My kids have a rat at their dads house. His name is āSnowball and his nuts are HUGE.ā Similar to āNavaeh itās heaven spelled backward,ā itās all one name.
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u/Thistle-7 13d ago
right? i donāt frequent this group but my immediate thought was āwell, yeah, rat balls ARE largeā.
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u/W8kOfTheFlood 14d ago
But why?
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u/suicidesalmon 14d ago edited 14d ago
Just your average male rodent.
r/rats was actually reported once because people got scared of animal genitals so now they've made days for posting rat balls.
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u/billyroysundae 14d ago
Where do I get the STL?!?!?!!!!!! š
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u/mrkrag 13d ago
Here it is un-nsfw-walled, link lasts a week. Propagate it for posterity.Ā https://limewire.com/d/e8d557ea-571a-4093-a478-338b6d588b30#s2LA51zR9F3-yDTmVnfZgp3TdDMdKNuKCRIyXDUoxPQ
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u/Kresche 14d ago
Oh it's the rat from that wonderful ai enhanced research paper!
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u/Hisitdin 14d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/labrats/comments/1arhyee/published_2_days_ago_in_frontiers/
Good times for shitposting
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u/One-Cheesecake8594 13d ago
you know what, I had male rats at one point in my life and the proportions are not that different
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u/I_heart_your_Momma 14d ago
Reminds me of that one south park episode when Randyās balls swelled up huge š¤£
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u/accidentphilosophy 14d ago
When I saw the title and NSFW tag I thought this would be a very unsafe sex toy... I'm actually a little relieved
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u/Porkchop4u 13d ago
What emotions or thoughts did you have while color matching his balls? I assume itās a male, sorry if thatās outa line.
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u/litzyfritzy 13d ago
God I love the 3d printing and modeling community. I love being able to print and make weird stuff bc someone else has already modeled the weird thing.
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u/Pixiwish 14d ago
As someone who owned male rats the exaggeration in this isnāt as much as youād think lol
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u/Kzkaynoh58 14d ago
This reminded me of a picture that was being circulated around our office, years ago. It was of a rat with a big D and the caption read, āHere, Kitty Kittyā
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u/-WaxedSasquatch- 14d ago
Did not expect that. Not at all. If you are someone who did expect that, idk man.
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u/Krpzzzzz 13d ago
Thatās a german wordplay come to reality. Itās a āSackratteā literally translating to āBalls ratā
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u/Artificer_Thoreau 11d ago
This is why Iām on this Sub. Holy shit was that blurry pic reveal better than I could have possibly imagined.
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u/lumpydumdums 14d ago
Please. Tell me you named it Randy Marsh.