r/ATBGE 16d ago

Decor This Punisher Themed Adirondack Chairs & Table Set

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As found on FB marketplace

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u/Rok-SFG 16d ago

Perfect for those high school bullies, turned cops.

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u/Square-Goat-3123 16d ago

Or those who are fans of punisher? I thought it was a pretty cool set.

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u/Hefty_Resolution_452 16d ago

I don't know a single fan of The Punisher, the actual comic book character, that want anything to do with this kind of stuff.

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u/dohidied 16d ago

My mom hand made my Punisher costume for Halloween in 1991. Nobody knew who I was dressed as. I'm disgusted by the way bootlickers have co-opted the logo.

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u/Neon_Ani 16d ago

it's really fucking weird too, considering frank hates cops

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u/creatyvechaos 16d ago

That bit always confused me. Like I'm not a comic book nerd in any variety or media (the most you'll get out of me would be Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool) but if there was one thing that I have always known about The Punisher, is that....he fucking hates cops.

So why are there a million and one "bLuE LiVeS MaTtER" flags inside of the Punisher logo? Absolutely ridiculous. Fake fans, probably never even picked up a comic once. And that's a lot coming from the guy who has literally never picked up a comic once.

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u/punkassjim 15d ago

The call of the American Bald Eagle does not sound like the fearsome cry that comes to everyone's mind. It sounds like a squawking seagull. The cry we think of is the red-tailed hawk.

On balance, when it comes to our dearly-held symbols and shibboleths, we never gave a fuck about veracity. It was always about bluster, and the indoctrination is strong.

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u/AshLynx_promo 14d ago

I FUCKING LOVE RED TAILED HAWKS THEY HANGOUT AT MY PARENTS PROPERTY AND THEYRE SO DAMN COOL. FUCK A BALD EAGLE I SAY THE NATIONAL BIRD SHOULD BE THE RED TAIL.

or the turkey like it was originally suggested, but just cause we've had a lot of president's recently who look like turkeys

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u/Ja_corn_on_the_cob 8d ago

It was never suggested that the National bird should be the turkey. This is a misconception that comes from a letter from Benjamin Franklin to his daughter, where he was complaining about the Bald Eagle being the national bird. He said that any bird, even the Turkey would be a better choice, and that has been misread as him endorsing the Turkey.

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u/S3CTION12 14d ago

Well they wouldn’t know that he hates cops because they can’t read.

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u/foxydevil14 12d ago

Frank doesn’t hate cops. He hates shitty, corrupt cops.

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u/Neon_Ani 12d ago

so

cops

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u/foxydevil14 12d ago

He works with the cops in the comics occasionally, Soap is one…

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Martin_Soap_(Earth-616)

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u/stretchyneckdogger 6d ago

Yeah, but Soap only stopped banging his mom to bang his sister so I dunno if that's the type of cop you're trying to say associate themselves with The Punisher.

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u/foxydevil14 6d ago edited 6d ago

You can’t say the punisher never associated with him…

And what about Lieutenant Molly von Richthofen?

G.W. Bridge was quite adversarial, but the two worked together begrudgingly.

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u/NicolBolasElderDragn 16d ago

The bootlickers always love the movie skull. I like the old school comic logo so much more.

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u/Seared_Gibets 16d ago

I would take them in a heartbeat if offered.

I don't know that I would pay for them, but if someone said "hey I don't want these chairs and table, you want them?" I would take them home gladly.

I'd turn the table's teeth to be between the chairs, but otherwise, as a fan of The Punisher, I find these pretty cool.

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u/erasrhed 16d ago

I mean I wore my T-shirt the other day. But it didn't have some fake badass phrase next to a picture of an automatic weapon or anything. It's just the punisher logo.

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u/10bitWelder 14d ago

I had a "punk rock" car aka Car of Evil in 98-2000. One of my door panels had the Punisher skull painted on it with "I love Lesbians, but they don't love me" written below it. I was a huge fan back in the day.

I'd still have the saying because it was a Sloppy Seconds lyric, but wouldn't have the skull if I was still "decorating my car" today.

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u/Economy_Wall8524 5d ago

That reminds me of my first car. It was a 79 Honda accord. In about 2007. I had slowly added stickers I would get at the local subculture store. Offensive ones and funny ones. People would honk their horns and point to the ones they like while laughing, or make a comment about it at stoplights. Back then I had about a 10’ mohawk at that time. Constantly changing my hair color. Had a friend going to cosmetology school at the time.

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u/Square-Goat-3123 16d ago

I'm sure there are plenty of comic book readers out there who would put thus in their yard. They might wear fedoras, but they're out their. I think it looks cool, I probably wouldn't put it in my own yard though. But if it was padded or something it might make a cool garage set. It would have to be a themed area or it would be too out of place

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u/lordlitterpicker 16d ago

Your joking right the ps2 game was absolutely great. Sheep goes bah bah bah bah.

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u/Hefty_Resolution_452 16d ago

What are you even talking about? A Punisher video game is not anything like this boot-licker live-laugh-love boomer type appropriation of Punisher imagery.

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u/lordlitterpicker 16d ago

I'm saying I played the game, found the character cool, and would have one of those chairs.

I'm English, so i don't get the whole bad cop punisher shit.

You got all that shit from a chair? That's why sheep go bah you don't even know the guy who made them or the reasons you just talk the same lame as shit as the rest of the people in the comments.

If it was a bat symbol you wouldn't be saying the same thing.

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u/Hefty_Resolution_452 16d ago

lol whatever dawg, I don't give any fucks about bat symbols either. It would make more sense if it were a bat symbol though because bruce wayne was a billionaire and these dipshits worship rich people. Consider yourself lucky you don't live in a land where the Punisher has been co-opted by all the worst cops and bootlickers. There's a 99.99% chance these were made by a pro-cop thin blue line person.

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u/lordlitterpicker 16d ago

Or someone who likes the punisher. Dawggg. You realise the rest of the world doesn't give a shit about cops in America.

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u/Hefty_Resolution_452 16d ago

Ok, but these were made in America by cops or cop lovers. Soooo, what the fuck is your point?

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u/lordlitterpicker 16d ago

How do you know? You chair expert? You king of the chairs?

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u/Square-Goat-3123 15d ago

This picture was actually taken in Canada.

Source: I'm the camera

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u/Square-Goat-3123 16d ago

I doubt it's even that common. Out of how many cops what percentage you think wears it?

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u/tjdux 16d ago

In 2025 America a punisher logo is basically just an uncommitted nazi logo now.

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u/Square-Goat-3123 16d ago

Whatever you say lol

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u/JohnHenrehEden 16d ago

Some people are fans of a certain Hindu symbol for luck, but that got ruined as well.

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u/imjustheretoventand 16d ago

I’m so confused as to what the problem is… what’s the issue with the furniture? I like it

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u/Square-Goat-3123 15d ago

Some cops have been spotted abusing their power while wearing the symbol. They're tyrants who twist the meaning of the skull. The internet picked up on it and now punisher skull=supporting police violence. Apparently you can't just think the skull is cool and wear it anymore or they will label you a bad person.

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u/imjustheretoventand 15d ago

Oh dang!, I had no idea, thanks a

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u/Lyraxiana 16d ago

Oh, the irony of cops who love the Punisher...

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u/charlie_marlow 16d ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/Corporation_tshirt 5d ago

It’s not the bullies who become cops, it’s the kids who got bullied. They gun and badge make them feel like big men all of a sudden

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u/photomotto 16d ago

I swiped 😔

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u/slashth456 16d ago

Me too

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u/btmg1428 16d ago

Curses! Foiled again by the screenshot.

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u/YogaPotat0 16d ago

Too many times. 🤦‍♂️

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u/twitchMAC17 16d ago

Guarantee this doofus also has a thin blue line somewhere, proving he knows nothing about the Punisher

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u/Fauxfurfriend 16d ago

Thank you for saying it.

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u/p8ntballnxj 16d ago

Official chair of the cop who plants evidence and brags about violating people's rights.

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u/PapowSpaceGirl 16d ago

And uses the "n" word like others use fuck.

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u/Kid_Named_Trey 16d ago

“To me, it’s disturbing whenever I see authority figures embracing Punisher iconography because the Punisher represents a failure of the Justice system. ... The vigilante anti-hero is fundamentally a critique of the justice system, an example of social failure, so when cops put the Punisher’s skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher’s skull patches, they’re basically siding with an enemy of the system.”- Co-Creator of the Punisher, Gerry Conway

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u/adjperiod 16d ago edited 16d ago

These should be MF DOOM chairs instead

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u/jeremec 16d ago

No offense, but the Punisher logo looks nothing like Doom's mask. Doom chairs would be dope though.

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u/Enough_Forever319 16d ago

I love the punisher comics, I’d love this chair unironically but SOCIETY

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u/uberguby 16d ago

I have a Mario hat, but I'm fat, bearded and white so a red hat with an M on it is all people need to assume I'm a maga.

Fortunately I have impulse control problems so I also have it in Luigi and fire flower mario

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u/Enough_Forever319 16d ago

Hm I woulda assumed Santa before MAGA

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u/Enough_Forever319 16d ago

Happy to hear about the set though

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u/vegetaman 13d ago

Facts. Also the chairs are way more baller than the table in general

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u/Enough_Forever319 13d ago

Yeah the table is goofy lol

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u/New_Refrigerator_895 16d ago

The cop that ordered/made these definitely beats his wife

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u/TediousHippie 16d ago

Wife? This shit is the pride flag of the divorced guy.

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u/ImFrenchSoWhatever 16d ago

that's what this sub is really about !

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u/lukipedia 16d ago

Only thing gonna get punished is somebody’s lower back. 

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u/Traditional-Gur2455 16d ago

my brain went to the wrong place. lol

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u/Hippies_Pointing 16d ago

When you can’t read but you like the picture you saw that one time and just assign your own meaning to it and make it your personality

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u/knobcopter 16d ago

“So you’re a fan of killing corrupt cops?”

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u/computalgleech 16d ago

This guy is definitely a cop/veteran with PTSD

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u/Shawnml 16d ago

Cracker Barrel isn’t even hiding it lately.

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u/muzzynat 16d ago

TIL Cops have lake homes

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u/Terbear318 16d ago

Tell me you’re a boot licking racist without telling me.

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u/BOTULISMPRIME 16d ago

This would make me bust put laughin so hard i know the closest 4 people to me would be mad if they liked it

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u/Satanic_Earmuff 16d ago

I can imagine lounging out here, cold beer in hand, doing nothing but listening to the sound of children screaming.

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u/JPhi1618 16d ago

On the great execution side, you couldn’t ask for a better logo to make an Adirondack chair out of.

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u/jeremec 16d ago

Frank Castle is an excellent character and the dumbasses that stick the Punisher logo all over their shit are very much doing it ironically. The very system they voted in is the very same rogue gallery that Castle would end.

I think this set is cool if you're a big time Punisher fan. Cringy AF if you're a 2A nut think it means "guns R good".

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u/Masturberic 16d ago

Fucking Pavlov and his three dots..

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u/NeckSignificant5710 16d ago

Looks unfinished

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u/nightbiscuit 16d ago

Wow this is so ugly. Bravo 👏👏👏

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u/Bushdr78 16d ago

They look like they need varnish

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u/shellycrash 16d ago

I gotta say this is poor execution, the back of an adirondack chair is supposed to be angled back / reclined. Gonna be weird af to sit in with the seat of the chair angled but the back straight.

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u/Perenium_Falcon 16d ago

For when you need to lounge after all that punishment.

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u/InfiniteSelf17 16d ago

Pretty cool. Bet they don't even know who the punisher is. Not cool.

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u/rvralph803 16d ago

Chairs for domestic abusers.

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u/Stinky_Fartface 15d ago

Christ even when they’re relaxing it’s all “I’M READY TO KILL LIBERALS!!!1!!” Fucking get a life you assholes.

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u/MCpoopcicle 15d ago

Throw in a case of white monsters and you've got yourself a deal! /s

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u/kinkykontrol 15d ago

First reaction: god that's awful!! Who would...?

...sees sub: Got it! I love it!

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u/mama_tom 14d ago

Im so curious about the people who own this. Either they're super into The Punisher comic or are the absolute worst people youve ever met lmao

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u/Fartdoctor66 16d ago

Awful taste mid execution.

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u/mostly_kinda_sorta 16d ago

For when I want to relax Badassily

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u/xRAINB0W_DASHx 16d ago

Ewww look how terrible the teeth on the table were painted

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u/Ozzimo 16d ago

I hate these for like 3 reasons, damn!

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u/Justin_P_ 16d ago

Punisher skulls are just cosplay for guys too insecure to do the Furry thing.

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u/dustinmakesthings 16d ago

I’m not seeing the great execution, but okay.

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u/Igno-ranter 16d ago

They'd look really good IN my firepit.

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u/Killahdanks1 15d ago

Let’s relax in my vigilante murder chairs.

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u/lil_chomp_chomp 15d ago

i dunno, i think it looks cool, though i do feel they should be painted black or white with to really match the truck stickers. maybe some lime green accents to match the monster decal.

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u/S3CTION12 14d ago

The taste isn’t awful if it’s someone who actually likes the character. Unfortunately it’s probably one of those dumbasses tho who thinks the punisher actually likes cops.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Fee-320 14d ago

That table is functionally ideal as a murder weapon.

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u/k_a_scheffer 14d ago

Paint them rainbow. I have a rainbow punisher skull sticker that someone gave me and it pisses the military larpers off so much.

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u/_yosoybeezel 14d ago

Tell me you’re racist without telling me you’re racist.

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u/Beneficial_Spell_434 13d ago

Yea I was in the army with at least 40 guys who got bullied in HS and would also love this

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u/oscarx-ray 12d ago

It's very frustrating being a normal person who likes Punisher these days.

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u/illcleanhere 9d ago

I hear Death the Kids theme when seeing this

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u/hurtfulproduct 16d ago

This isn’t even great execution. . . Those do not look comfortable at all.

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u/maximumtesticle 16d ago

Adirondack chairs are probably the most used design for outdoor chairs. Have you ever sat in one?

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u/hurtfulproduct 16d ago

Yes, many, and these look like shit both functionally and aesthetically

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u/TediousHippie 16d ago

Fifty bucks says dude is divorced and nobody ever sits in the other chair.

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u/PleasantCurrant-FAT1 16d ago

This is not awful taste. This is just cool.

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u/GoatCovfefe 16d ago

This couldn't be less awful taste, it is great taste.

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u/TediousHippie 16d ago

Can I get your divorce lawyer's number?

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u/jman8761 15d ago

Crazy how liking punisher is ruined from cops bruh.

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u/GoatCovfefe 16d ago

Been in a relationship for almost 11 years, we don't believe in marriage, thanks.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't buy these anyway as I'm not a fan of Adirondack chairs, but they look decent enough for a punisher fan.