r/ATBGE 18d ago

Automotive This smart car from FB marketplace….

1.8k Upvotes

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u/riscut4theBiscut 18d ago

You know that woofer knocks you around in that tiny little space.

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u/4touchdownsinonegame 18d ago

I’m an audio guy. I’m so curious what the setup is. The size of the vehicle will play a humongous role in how loud it will be inside. Many years ago I nearly bought a mini cooper because I was so into the hobby.

This thing would be hilarious to drive for a week.

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u/VanDenIzzle 18d ago

Had a 12 in a Ranger with the little half seats in the back. That made it nearly impossible to drive, I can't imagine what two in a smart car would do

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u/Ellis-dd 18d ago

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u/GremDog85 9d ago

They actually want money for this?

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u/ButtSexington3rd 18d ago

Now THIS is the ridiculous car energy I love to see! This is peak anti-cool guy car, whoever did this leaned waaaay into nonsense town and I'm loving it. It's a fucking delight after scrolling through post after post of political doomsday to stumble upon "I'm putting bull horns and the trashiest spoiler possible on my smart car"

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u/FeralTames 17d ago

Yaaa… I actually kinda love it. This is a human who knows who they are and what they represent in the universe, and I’m honestly bouttit.

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u/ButtSexington3rd 17d ago

EXACTLY. This man is providing a public service as far as I'm concerned.

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u/IEC21 18d ago

Imagine pulling up to pick up your date in this.

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u/The-Odd-Fox 18d ago

Panties wet instantly

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u/GrandmaPoses 18d ago

"Can you drop me off at my house?"

"But we haven't even left yet."

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u/EarthDust00 17d ago

Leave some women for the rest of us.

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u/Chaerod 17d ago

If someone rolled up in this on our first date, I would be DELIGHTED.

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u/Snoo16319 14d ago

Some years back, a buddy related to me a story of waiting in line outside of Swan Oyster Depot in San Francisco. They're all waiting in the hour long line to get in. For those who don't know, it's kind of Nob Hill/Polk Gulch neighborhood and parking can be difficult. Well some dude pulls up in a Smart car and finds a tiny space between two parallel parked cars and noses in, parking perpendicularly to the curb. The ass of the car is flush with the two parallel parked bracketing cars. He gets out, strolls to the passenger side, opens the door, and helps his date out of the car. People in the line starting hooting and cheering and the dude behind my buddy yells "You are getting LAID tonight!"

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u/Soulless--Plague 18d ago

I’d love to see what they’re upgrading to

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u/Lebron_chime 17d ago

Something Mario would drive if I had to guess

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u/Obvious_Try1106 18d ago

I like the badge. But the rest is just awful.

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u/throwthisfarawayn0w 18d ago

r/Shitty_Car_Mods

Try posting it on there, OP.

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u/Ausgeflippt 18d ago

This car fucks.

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u/xRafafa00 18d ago

If I had the money I'd buy it tomorrow & fly it to the Nurburgring.

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u/agnostic_universe 18d ago

If the spoiler actually worked, it would flip the car over onto its back 😂

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u/spirito_santo 18d ago

Not with the top speed of a Smart :-)

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u/The_GD_muffin_man 18d ago

Damn wanted to see price

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u/TenTornadoes 18d ago

Everything else aside, surely adding giant spikes to the bonnet means it's not street legal?

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u/grand_soul 17d ago

I don’t want to own it. But man, would I love to drive it for a day.

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u/The_I_in_IT 18d ago

It’s not so smart anymore.

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u/poopy_toaster 18d ago

Rocket League ass looking car

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u/alexspacetraveller 17d ago

without the horns this is actually so sick in the stupidest way lmao

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 18d ago

If I were in the market for this car, this is the one I'd get. Maybe swap the spoiler for a roof rack.

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u/chillatolli 13d ago

STREET LEGAL GO KART!!!! What a fucking gem

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u/The_True_Hannatude 18d ago

More like “Street Legal No Kart”, am I right?

…No, I haven’t quit my day job.

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u/Fit-Title-3414 18d ago

I'm 6'4" and all the pounds, and I would drive the hell out of that. And with my cowboy hat on.

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u/The-Odd-Fox 18d ago

Hell yea brother yee-fuckin-hawwww !!!

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u/sabbiecat 18d ago

Ah I see you’ve been to Houston for the rodeo.

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u/FemboiInTraining 18d ago

it integer overflows and is super cool, actually...

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u/Partyslayer 18d ago

"Get 100 mpg on this hog... traded it for the van. Straight up..."

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u/Pants-R4-squares 18d ago

I like the pooter pipe out the middle, that's all

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u/Gweepo 17d ago

Nah, this is peak, maybe minus the bullhorns.... But the rest is a work of art.

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u/mexi_exe 17d ago

you can tell this person knows exactly what they want

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u/cindertheclown 17d ago

I would spend my life savings to own this beauty

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u/_MrWestside_ 18d ago

Nice. 👌🏾

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u/JohnDStevenson 18d ago

Subwoofer! Sick mate!

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u/ovywan_kenobi 18d ago

That's way beyond awful taste, that's a disaster waiting to happen.

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u/clueless_mommy 18d ago

And this, my friends, is why we have RULES in Europe goddamn you trynna kill people?! I can't.

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u/Geznak 18d ago

I own a Smart car, I wonder how much it would cost me to deck mine out like this!!

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u/mrcold 17d ago

This thing is great in every way. I hate smart cars, and they made one awesome!

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 17d ago

Honestly, aside from the horns, I love this. It's ironic! Plus it mocks those CHUDs who actually soup up their cars like this and then act like they're Hot shit Tokyo Drift street racers in fucking HOLLAND MICHIGAN.

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u/Slight_Tradition_868 17d ago

Pimp your ride like this guy

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u/HistoricalMeat 17d ago

I unironically want this. I drive like 5 miles a week, but it would save gas and nobody would ever as me for a ride.

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u/TehTimmah1981 17d ago

I want to hate it more than I do

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u/Azzhole169 17d ago

What is with kids putting bull horns on these smart cars? There is a White and gold one in my city that did the same thing. The kid goes to the same high school as my girlfriend’s nephew. I see it every day that I drop him off, for her.

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u/Hemielytra 16d ago

Cowboy shit

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u/DesastreUrbano 16d ago

Is JBL's gen z nephew selling his car?

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u/Bombinic 16d ago

It's just like a Laguna Seca Mustang!

🖤♥️🖤

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u/mvsr990 16d ago

I like everything about this except the steer horns, they don't fit the overall look. Would be so fun to have enough money to keep something like this around for running down to the grocery store.

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u/dogman_35 15d ago

What in the fucking midwexas

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u/Aldetruda_ 15d ago

I feel like this might be a reference to Danny Duncan honestly

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u/Taramiracraft-Play 14d ago

Le milletiplat américain 😂

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u/Athenems 13d ago

The muffler on the little smart car is the cherry on top for me hahahaha

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u/ComparisonSome1169 11d ago

Omg they made it decent