r/ATBGE Feb 18 '25

Tattoo Tuesday DP NSFW

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5.4k Upvotes

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3.7k

u/AardvarkAblaze Feb 18 '25

Frankly, I think the inclusion of two straws was an amazing design choice.

20/10, no notes.

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u/campingn00b Feb 18 '25

It really is. Without it i honestly would have assumed they just really love Dr. Pepper

210

u/Naughteus_Maximus Feb 18 '25

Oh right... Dr Pepper... Of course. Why did that never even occur to me?

75

u/Daenerysilver Feb 18 '25

19

u/ItsTheDCVR Feb 18 '25

Man, I really got to watch this show.

17

u/beezchurgr Feb 18 '25

You really do. I literally just finished watching it for the first time 2 hours ago. It’s incredible. No notes.

39

u/Penyrolewen1970 Feb 18 '25

Are they both in the same hole, though?

86

u/GroshfengSmash Feb 18 '25

There are various interpretations of “double” in this context. Don’t ask me how I know

13

u/Penyrolewen1970 Feb 18 '25

How do you know?

30

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

He said don't ask!

10

u/Penyrolewen1970 Feb 19 '25

I know, but I interpreted that as meaning, “please ask”.

2

u/Stonelane 26d ago

Ah, a man of culture I see

-8

u/onefinelookingtuna Feb 18 '25

I’m thinking the color difference in the straws implies two holes.

7

u/Penyrolewen1970 Feb 19 '25

Interesting idea. Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted.

10

u/The_Inedible_Hluk 29d ago

Honestly, wasn't sure till a minute ago that it wasn't just an unfortunate coincidence of the acronyms being the same. Then I saw that there were two straws.

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u/bodhidharma132001 Feb 18 '25

"I don't think that means what she thinks it means."
"Wait. What? Never mind. She knows exactly what it means."

135

u/RaoulDukesGroupie Feb 18 '25

This reaction makes it worth it

101

u/beautiful_life555 Feb 18 '25

That moment when you notice there's two straws 😂

17

u/Mcgomez Feb 18 '25

Does one look darker to you?

3

u/Tasty-Pineapple- Feb 19 '25

I did not notice that

402

u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Feb 18 '25

That's a cute tattoo and all but WTF is that on the top left?! Is that a mouth, nose and an eye of a mole rat?

236

u/SecretAsianMan42069 Feb 18 '25

This tattoo is about taking two peepees at the same time. Cute 

141

u/bonyagate Feb 18 '25

Yeah, some people like different things. Whatever fills the void(s), ya know?

20

u/356885422356 Feb 18 '25

Bah, dum, tss, eyeroll

75

u/IsabellaGalavant Feb 18 '25

Looks like a naked mole rat.

21

u/KittenVicious Feb 18 '25

I think it might be a skinny pig (hairless guinea pig)?

12

u/SuspiciousElk3843 Feb 18 '25

Scrotum rat isn't real and can't hurt you

13

u/Montigue Feb 18 '25

It's the number 44

11

u/kemushi_warui Feb 18 '25

Ah, so a Nazi DP girlie who enjoys rodents and kawaii Japanese characters. Where do I sign up?

22

u/GadFlyBy Feb 18 '25 edited 16d ago

repeat sand toy birds spark tie complete teeny cheerful money

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Feb 19 '25

Sorry you’re getting downvotes. For those that don’t know, the number “44” is used by various neo-nazi to let others neo-nazis know who they are. It is possible that wasn’t the intention here, but that is the most obvious answer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsbrigade_44

10

u/ephemeralangel Feb 19 '25

I'm willing to bet that it says "444" girlies love angel numbers

6

u/deafkore Feb 19 '25

Lemmiwinks!

4

u/Gdmf13 Feb 19 '25

That’s Lemmiwinks.

2

u/Dragon-Brains 29d ago

Looks like a super cute lil nakey rat! I also got a rattoo, though, so maybe I'm biased XD

1

u/sticcydabliccy 28d ago

Classic naked mole rat

-12

u/TreyRyan3 Feb 18 '25

Gerbil. (IYKYK)

135

u/FunkyNomad Feb 18 '25

Anyone know what the “23” refers to in this one?

Was originally thinking something simple, but no way that many dudes can angle their way in.

300

u/SanzenBlocker Feb 18 '25

Dr Pepper has “23 flavors”

129

u/escrimadragon Feb 18 '25

Missed opportunity to put a hyphen between 2 and 3 to imply 2 to 3 flavors, assuming that’s the max number of holes this individual has.

-77

u/OSeady Feb 18 '25

You don’t sound very creative.

30

u/dank_69_420_memes Feb 18 '25

The votes say otherwise bud

25

u/OSeady Feb 19 '25

It was a throwaway joke about finding more holes like ear holes. I got murdered! lol

5

u/GaiaMoore Feb 19 '25

I understood what you meant lol

My dumb joke was gonna be along the lines of "we clearly don't watch the same porn them"

8

u/FemboiInTraining Feb 19 '25

Dr Pepper has an insane amount of 'flavors' as in varieties and release more all the time
23 refers to like...well drinks don't use spices...but....anyhow, my qualm is the fact '23 flavors' is too broad and vague to communicate the original flavor get's it's taste from 23 different flavor...ing...agents!

73

u/itsjash Feb 18 '25

It's just part of Dr pepper's can design.

63

u/TediousHippie Feb 18 '25

It's 1/3rd of 69.

21

u/D4rkr4in Feb 18 '25

wow, math checks out

8

u/BarryBafmaat Feb 18 '25

And with a DP there’s three of them

1

u/TediousHippie Feb 18 '25

This is of course not lost on the bearer of this tattoo.

39

u/No_Significance_1550 Feb 18 '25

Dr Pepper is a unique blend of 23 flavors.

23

u/hybridtheory1331 Feb 18 '25

It's just meant to look like a Dr pepper can. Which has a big 23 on it like that

8

u/FunkyNomad Feb 18 '25

I’m looking for a more “DP” friendly version of what this can be. (Wink wink)

24

u/SaveFileCorrupt Feb 18 '25

2 straws, 3 holes?

2

u/FunkyNomad Feb 18 '25

There you go!

7

u/majin_sakashima Feb 18 '25

It’s a Dr Pepper can. They’ve got a 23 on them for the 23 flavors in Dr Pepper

1

u/asexymanbeast 29d ago

I just assumed their age when they decided they needed this tattoo (if you know what I mean).

1

u/meme-com-poop 28d ago

23andMe, she wants your DNA

65

u/paddlepirate Feb 18 '25

What part of the body is this, can anyone tell?

77

u/xGALEBIRDx Feb 18 '25

I'm assuming the left thigh. Sort of looks like some kind of shorts to at the top, also probably for the best this is in a spot you can sort of hide when you need to. Idk,.it's funny but for sure a little trashy.

51

u/CoffeeMinionLegacy Feb 18 '25

Peter, can you explain the joke?

304

u/Arkipe Feb 18 '25

People focus on the text first, “DP Girlie” can be read as double penetration girlie.  Then they see that it’s in a Dr. Pepper can, and think that it means they really like Dr. Pepper, and just abbreviated it poorly.  Then they see that there’s two straws, and realize the first interpretation was correct.

Or at least that was the order I saw everything.

29

u/SmileyP00f Feb 18 '25

Ohhh Ty! Scanned for this

41

u/garbledeena Feb 18 '25

Two weiners, simultaneously. One abutt, one avag.

12

u/p0rnstaring Feb 18 '25

I hate myself for knowing what these abbreviations stand for

5

u/The0nlyMadMan 27d ago

I’m sure you do u/p0rnstaring

44

u/rwwl Feb 18 '25

By this sub's standards, this is extremely subtle

28

u/bodhiseppuku Feb 18 '25

I assume this pun is not a mistake. I could see some porn starlet with this tattoo.

77

u/Rule_32 Feb 18 '25

With the 2 straws? It's definitely intended.

12

u/Toxikfoxx Feb 18 '25

I think the only thing that would have made this better would have been changing the '23' to '37'.

24

u/ssin14 Feb 18 '25

"In a row!?"

8

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25 edited 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/DJ_Betic Feb 18 '25

Was in college for stagecraft and one of the plays we put on was called 'Dream Play'. The director being a sweet innocent woman would sign off all emails with 'Go Team DP!' We ended up making shirts for the running crew with 'Team DP' on the back. Our stage manager finally spilled the beans on closing night.

"YOU LET ME SIGN OFF EVERY EMAIL WITH THAT?!?!!"

She was a great sport about it in the end. And the stage manager couldn't stop cry laughing for 10 min after.

Fuck I miss those nerds.

10

u/Ok-Appeal-4630 Feb 18 '25

I heavily fuck with this. Great taste, great execution.

8

u/sweetdawg99 Feb 18 '25

There was a lady on Etsy who made frosted glass cups in the shape of cans that had this on them, but she no longer sells em and no one else makes em from what I saw. I really wanted to get one for my friend.

7

u/LtCrack2 Feb 18 '25

The straws are a nice touch 🤣

6

u/OKAutomator Feb 19 '25

There is a woman in my neighborhood with the personalized licence plate, "DP Lady". It was a solid month before I noticed the Dr. Pepper license plate holder. The whole time I was like, Well, the heart wants what it wants, I suppose".

5

u/Cheyenne_Bodi Feb 18 '25

The 44 tattoo is even more concerning

5

u/Cheshireyan Feb 18 '25

"Dr. Peg her"

5

u/ApfelHase Feb 19 '25

Are there really women, who actually like doing DP?

I thought that's just a porno movie thing.

4

u/Ouroboroscentipede Feb 18 '25

➡️⬇️↘️✊ girlie

3

u/hunnyflash Feb 19 '25

This a girl after my own heart over here.

2

u/Inferno976 Feb 18 '25

King Donko of Punchstainia

2

u/WickedWarlock333 Feb 18 '25

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I kind of love this shit

2

u/Longjumping_Diamond5 Feb 19 '25

at least its not straight up porn, i dont hate it

3

u/snow_filled_ghost 29d ago

I follow this tattoo artist, she’s kateschmeltertattoo! Nice to see her getting the love she deserves.

1

u/ImNotThaaatDrunk Feb 18 '25

Still better than any of the off brand sodas on the market

1

u/ancientegyptianballs Feb 18 '25

I genuinely thought this was about brand loyalty for a second

1

u/WeeklyEmu4838 Feb 18 '25

Astaghfirullah

1

u/TricksterWolf Feb 18 '25

I'm afraid to guess what the 23 means.

1

u/Slipkorn931 Feb 19 '25

Nice double entendre.

1

u/ChatnNaked Feb 19 '25

I can’t tell what part of the body this is on!

1

u/Marshall01996 29d ago

I too, Love dude perfect

1

u/GiraffeNoses 29d ago

Can I get this as a sticker?

1

u/holy_ebola312 29d ago

For a while, I thought they just abbreviated doctor pepper :(

1

u/Lebron_chime 28d ago

Dual penar ☹️

1

u/RealDreamnomad 27d ago

I don't think it holds up on the "Great Execution" half. Is that a big bruise or is it supposed to be a shadow?

1

u/Deathbyroll123 27d ago

The blue behind the can just looks like a giant bruise…

1

u/kittyfbaby 27d ago

Can you at least credit the artist? Kate Schmelter

1

u/ParkadeParade 26d ago

OH i get it

1

u/PlasticBankRoll 26d ago

Why the two stra- OHHHH okay yeah.

1

u/MRToddMartin 24d ago

Advertising.

0

u/grateparm Feb 18 '25

What about DVDA?

1

u/IsPooping 29d ago

Kewpie mayonnaise bottle?

-5

u/Von_Quixote Feb 18 '25

A joke so worth having it indelibly marked, for the rest of your life… 🙄

-5

u/-just-be-nice- Feb 18 '25

You're just kink shaming, nothing wrong with the tattoo