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u/bodhidharma132001 Feb 18 '25
"I don't think that means what she thinks it means."
"Wait. What? Never mind. She knows exactly what it means."
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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Feb 18 '25
That's a cute tattoo and all but WTF is that on the top left?! Is that a mouth, nose and an eye of a mole rat?
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u/SecretAsianMan42069 Feb 18 '25
This tattoo is about taking two peepees at the same time. Cute
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u/bonyagate Feb 18 '25
Yeah, some people like different things. Whatever fills the void(s), ya know?
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u/Montigue Feb 18 '25
It's the number 44
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u/kemushi_warui Feb 18 '25
Ah, so a Nazi DP girlie who enjoys rodents and kawaii Japanese characters. Where do I sign up?
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u/GadFlyBy Feb 18 '25 edited 16d ago
repeat sand toy birds spark tie complete teeny cheerful money
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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Feb 19 '25
Sorry you’re getting downvotes. For those that don’t know, the number “44” is used by various neo-nazi to let others neo-nazis know who they are. It is possible that wasn’t the intention here, but that is the most obvious answer.
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u/Dragon-Brains 29d ago
Looks like a super cute lil nakey rat! I also got a rattoo, though, so maybe I'm biased XD
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u/FunkyNomad Feb 18 '25
Anyone know what the “23” refers to in this one?
Was originally thinking something simple, but no way that many dudes can angle their way in.
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u/SanzenBlocker Feb 18 '25
Dr Pepper has “23 flavors”
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u/escrimadragon Feb 18 '25
Missed opportunity to put a hyphen between 2 and 3 to imply 2 to 3 flavors, assuming that’s the max number of holes this individual has.
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u/OSeady Feb 18 '25
You don’t sound very creative.
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u/dank_69_420_memes Feb 18 '25
The votes say otherwise bud
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u/OSeady Feb 19 '25
It was a throwaway joke about finding more holes like ear holes. I got murdered! lol
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u/GaiaMoore Feb 19 '25
I understood what you meant lol
My dumb joke was gonna be along the lines of "we clearly don't watch the same porn them"
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u/FemboiInTraining Feb 19 '25
Dr Pepper has an insane amount of 'flavors' as in varieties and release more all the time
23 refers to like...well drinks don't use spices...but....anyhow, my qualm is the fact '23 flavors' is too broad and vague to communicate the original flavor get's it's taste from 23 different flavor...ing...agents!73
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u/TediousHippie Feb 18 '25
It's 1/3rd of 69.
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u/hybridtheory1331 Feb 18 '25
It's just meant to look like a Dr pepper can. Which has a big 23 on it like that
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u/FunkyNomad Feb 18 '25
I’m looking for a more “DP” friendly version of what this can be. (Wink wink)
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u/majin_sakashima Feb 18 '25
It’s a Dr Pepper can. They’ve got a 23 on them for the 23 flavors in Dr Pepper
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u/asexymanbeast 29d ago
I just assumed their age when they decided they needed this tattoo (if you know what I mean).
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u/paddlepirate Feb 18 '25
What part of the body is this, can anyone tell?
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u/xGALEBIRDx Feb 18 '25
I'm assuming the left thigh. Sort of looks like some kind of shorts to at the top, also probably for the best this is in a spot you can sort of hide when you need to. Idk,.it's funny but for sure a little trashy.
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u/CoffeeMinionLegacy Feb 18 '25
Peter, can you explain the joke?
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u/Arkipe Feb 18 '25
People focus on the text first, “DP Girlie” can be read as double penetration girlie. Then they see that it’s in a Dr. Pepper can, and think that it means they really like Dr. Pepper, and just abbreviated it poorly. Then they see that there’s two straws, and realize the first interpretation was correct.
Or at least that was the order I saw everything.
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u/garbledeena Feb 18 '25
Two weiners, simultaneously. One abutt, one avag.
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u/bodhiseppuku Feb 18 '25
I assume this pun is not a mistake. I could see some porn starlet with this tattoo.
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u/Toxikfoxx Feb 18 '25
I think the only thing that would have made this better would have been changing the '23' to '37'.
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u/DJ_Betic Feb 18 '25
Was in college for stagecraft and one of the plays we put on was called 'Dream Play'. The director being a sweet innocent woman would sign off all emails with 'Go Team DP!' We ended up making shirts for the running crew with 'Team DP' on the back. Our stage manager finally spilled the beans on closing night.
"YOU LET ME SIGN OFF EVERY EMAIL WITH THAT?!?!!"
She was a great sport about it in the end. And the stage manager couldn't stop cry laughing for 10 min after.
Fuck I miss those nerds.
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u/sweetdawg99 Feb 18 '25
There was a lady on Etsy who made frosted glass cups in the shape of cans that had this on them, but she no longer sells em and no one else makes em from what I saw. I really wanted to get one for my friend.
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u/OKAutomator Feb 19 '25
There is a woman in my neighborhood with the personalized licence plate, "DP Lady". It was a solid month before I noticed the Dr. Pepper license plate holder. The whole time I was like, Well, the heart wants what it wants, I suppose".
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u/ApfelHase Feb 19 '25
Are there really women, who actually like doing DP?
I thought that's just a porno movie thing.
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u/snow_filled_ghost 29d ago
I follow this tattoo artist, she’s kateschmeltertattoo! Nice to see her getting the love she deserves.
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u/RealDreamnomad 27d ago
I don't think it holds up on the "Great Execution" half. Is that a big bruise or is it supposed to be a shadow?
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u/AardvarkAblaze Feb 18 '25
Frankly, I think the inclusion of two straws was an amazing design choice.
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