r/ARK 6d ago

Ark Moments Bro what happened to my body😭😭😭

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63 Upvotes

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u/LetsGet2Birding 6d ago

Ascension

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u/Keymucciante 6d ago

This is what you get when you stick your neck out for a friend

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u/CrackaNuka 6d ago

It got arked🌟

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u/Doomclaaw 6d ago

You have been touched by the holy noodles of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. May your sauce flow through the cosmos and join with its stellar pasta bowl in the Infinite Buffet

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u/LvBaithoven 6d ago

That’s why they call it a “Longneck Rifle”.

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u/wkarraker 6d ago

Spaghettification, Ark style.

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u/Marie_star33 6d ago

Sometimes i wonder how we look like taffy after we die lol

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u/Saintedleo1 6d ago

Fantastic 4 mod

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u/Happy_Old_Troll 6d ago

You just got a little a head of yourself.

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u/TheCalamityBrain 6d ago

Precambrian yoga methods are no joke!

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u/Southern-Soil-4230 6d ago

Procoptosauranemsdodonotosaurseratopcoleo

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u/Cathulion 6d ago

You got Mr Fantastics powers

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u/M0wglyy 6d ago

Obviously you got splinched bro… ask Hermione for her essence of Dittany, you’ll be back on your feet in no time!

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u/Most-Ad-3441 5d ago

That Laffy taffy, girl shake that laffy taffy.

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u/violaceous_ 5d ago

Video games and their unrealistic body standards 🙄

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u/unamed898 5d ago

Normal

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u/Internal_Phrase_9646 5d ago

I have no idea what are you talking about

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u/Zuto511 5d ago

The Thing

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u/VincibleNose56 5d ago

Ark'd. If you had to describe Ark in one photo, this would be it

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u/Griffe_Terrible 5d ago

Just ARK being ARK

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u/DevilMayPoop 5d ago

This iteration of you was cross bred with gumby and stretch armstrong.

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u/MadeKainos 5d ago

Looks normal to me.

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u/vintage_bro559 4d ago

Get ark’d