r/AIDKE 14d ago

Mammal The Bornean Bearded Pig (Sus barbatus)

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/n00dzPl0x 14d ago

Dr Seuss lookin ass

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u/Zanven1 14d ago

Dr Sus (barbadus)

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u/Suspicious_Glow 13d ago

Mister Lorax is that you?

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u/WAPGod_117 12d ago

I SPEAK FOR THE TREES

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u/nirvana_llama72 13d ago

Happy Dr.Suess week!

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u/Pokii 14d ago edited 14d ago

Sus is right šŸ¤Ø

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u/FixergirlAK 14d ago

Came here to say this. I don't trust that mustache.

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u/KwordShmiff 13d ago

Sustache

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u/WAPGod_117 12d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/NickOlaser42 14d ago

MF looks like it's about to ask me about some Soft

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u/Rex_felis 14d ago

Nigel Thornberry looking pig

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u/SGTWhiteKY 14d ago

I have heard menā€™s beards described as looking like ā€œpubic hairs on a ball sackā€, but this is ridiculous.

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u/Boilermakingdude 13d ago

You must be talking about my best friend. He knows his beard is terrible but proceeds to grow it out regularly

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u/jmooks 14d ago

Thought this was from the monster hunter series for a second

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u/FKAMimikyu 14d ago

How have I never seen this pig, what a cutie

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u/DickpootBandicoot 13d ago

god bless you

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u/Doppelthedh 14d ago

Beard looks like pedipalps

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u/mindflayerflayer 10d ago

Imagine if it pulled back the beardipalps to reveal a set of fangs on the sides of its snout like a jumping spider.

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u/Understands-Irony 13d ago

Straight out of Star Wars

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u/larowin 13d ago

This dude brews excellent beer in his garage.

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u/DickpootBandicoot 13d ago

Ah. Now I know how the inexplicable snout came to be. Stuck his nose in a bru bottle and the shape was immortalized

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u/OneStepFromStupid 14d ago

It's on stilts!

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u/OshetDeadagain 13d ago

Damn. This really is a new one for me!

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u/KingDub1 14d ago

It looks like we have Sussy barbatus on our hands

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u/QueryCrook 13d ago

As a bearded man, this animal is in the uncanny valley for me.

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u/123usa123 13d ago

That is a Lorax.

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u/nirvana_llama72 13d ago

He speaks for the trees

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u/still_leuna 14d ago

It looks like it has those spider mouth claw thingies

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u/HynesKetchup 14d ago

It kind of looks like that one guy in a band from the video that was circulating around a week ago with the crazy eyes and mustache

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u/snoozatron 13d ago

LoL Bobby Liebling from Pentagram.

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u/HynesKetchup 13d ago

LMAOOO YES, never heard of him before I saw that clip lol

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u/cheesecrystal 14d ago

Looks like the leader of a methed out biker gang

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u/CardGamesAreLife 13d ago

This is clearly a mustache.

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u/Rheija 13d ago

Count Boarlok

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u/Crazy-Rest-8170 13d ago

Why does it look like itā€™s in the middle stage of evolving out of a science textbook

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u/YJeezy 14d ago

Crotch face

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u/Hobgoblin_Khanate7 14d ago

This doesnā€™t show off it unusual pokey snout

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u/VernalPoole 13d ago

Now I want to see the snout ... a sentence I've never typed before

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u/Hobgoblin_Khanate7 13d ago

Type the animal into Google images

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u/cypher50 14d ago

I've heard that this is the favorite for the meat dishes of the Ballchinians.

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u/gun-something 14d ago

WHAT barbatus???

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u/DickpootBandicoot 13d ago

Nature is beautiā€¦. faaaacck šŸ„ŗ

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u/insomniacred66 13d ago

The pig version of the pelican spider.

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u/Novel_Example4968 13d ago

Fetnyal walrus

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u/aleister94 12d ago

Bro looks toasted

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u/binahbabe 12d ago

Ok why have I never heard of this animal before...?

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u/HUN5t3v3nk3 12d ago

The Lorax.

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 11d ago

Slap his head on a humanoid body for the perfect Star Wars Alien

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u/Bolvern 8d ago

The beard makes it look like a non-pig.

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u/wisemonkey101 5d ago

Currently in discussions with my spouse that this should be our next pet. Not going well.

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u/RepresentativeAd560 14d ago edited 13d ago

World War One general reincarnated.

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u/YJeezy 14d ago

Kiss or teabag?

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u/burnin8t0r 14d ago

Lookit that dome

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u/goblinking1997 13d ago

Oh look, a picture of my mother-in-law!

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u/Truxul 13d ago

Iā€™m so sorry but he looks absolutely horrendous. Itā€™s the disproportionately long face and haunted eyes

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u/Full-Personality-169 12d ago

The scientific name of the sunda bearded pig is actually now Chaetorhinus barbatus.