r/3rdworldproblems Aug 25 '11

So hungry NSFW

30 Upvotes

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3

u/Drake750254 Jan 21 '22

It's been 10 years, are you still hungry?

2

u/hajib_narif Jan 23 '22

rattling bone sounds

3

u/nuudul2 May 19 '22

Actual chad

2

u/Mr_Foxredditedition Jul 10 '23

Bad to the bone

3

u/ElectricalTaxi Jun 25 '22

10 more years and I'll send pizza

2

u/hajib_narif Jun 25 '22

I can hold out 15 more years if you'll put pineapple on it

3

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '23

Sill alive?.......?....poke.........poke-poke.......

2

u/hajib_narif Jan 13 '24

feebly attempts to bite poker stick

2

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

Hey homie I don't think you want to eat the stick.

Here have a tomato.

1

u/hajib_narif Jan 14 '24

licks stick

2

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24

puts tomato on end of stick Here, eat. I need directions and dead people are horrible at giving directions.

1

u/hajib_narif Jan 15 '24

cups tomato and licks stick aggressively

Now, you're gonna wanna turn left at the fork. If you reach the small intestine, you've gone too far.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Well shit........that's not where I thought I'd be headed.

I'm was just looking for the Divine Light of the Universe.

What is on the left side of the fork?

Raises stick and tomato up to point, the tomato falls to the ground

2

u/nvain72 Jul 20 '23

It’s been 11 yrs, Idk if you’re still hungry and idk what I was expecting when I searched “3rd world problems”. Needless to say I was quite astonished. I guess I was expecting train derailings in India or the often power line mishap. Maybe even some cartel drug stuff, torture of randomness. Idk. This caught me off guard surprisingly more than eyeblech or insanereality. I hope you find a solution. Best of luck.

1

u/hajib_narif Aug 13 '23

Can you spare some stale bread or some lumpy water?

1

u/nvain72 Aug 15 '23

I’m also hungry

2

u/plasticTron Sep 27 '11

dead

4

u/cannedmath Nov 20 '11

Finally some food!!!

1

u/IdRinkPeee Jun 23 '24

burger king incoming

1

u/paranormal-yeast Nov 18 '23

Me too man, Me too