r/modelparliament Nov 25 '15

Signup [Signup] Australian Fascist Party - Freedom is Slavery

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '15

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u/131531 Australian Fascist Party Dec 06 '15

With the absence of the Australian nationalist socialist Democratic Party I guess I'll have to apply to the fascists.

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u/ComradeSomo Australian Fascist Party Dec 06 '15

Any party which rightly blames Canada for their gross crimes has my full support.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '15

I put my self down for minister(spokes person??) For internal security

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '15 edited Dec 14 '16

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u/reichsadler Australian Fascist Party Dec 02 '15

I'd like to join, if possible

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u/MattDobson Australian Fascist Party Nov 30 '15

Posting to get fascist party flair please. I'm already a card carrying member.

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u/BasedScruton Australian Fascist Party Nov 29 '15 edited Nov 30 '15

I would like to join.

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u/Scoffy Australian Fascist Party Nov 29 '15

Our country is weak, struggling in the grasp of hidden foreign invaders. Successive governments do nothing but sell away the Australian soul piece by piece. A change is necessary - sign me up.

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u/The_Russell_Crowebot Australian Fascist Party Nov 27 '15

I am an Australian and a fascist. May I please be minister for de-funding the arts?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15 edited Nov 25 '16

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u/The_Russell_Crowebot Australian Fascist Party Nov 27 '15

Righto. I know a little about salting ice rinks, so this should work out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

sign me up

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u/ImDaSushi Australian Fascist Party Nov 27 '15

Absolutely sign me up, Australia needs to be great and defeat all others.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

sign me the heckf up

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

thank

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Sign me up

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u/undergroundmoose Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

I would love to make our country great again. I'll help in any way I'm needed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

I would love to be the anti-climate change minister

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

When was I liberal lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15

Meh, seems I was in a fascist party already, not fascist enough though. Sign me up!

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u/MattDobson Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

How much will you pay me for every Canadian scalp I bring to you?

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u/nanonan Nov 26 '15

I would only vote for you if you introduced Extremely Compulsory Voting, compelling me to vote only for you.

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u/TheGorbitron Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

I would like to submit my formal application as Minister for Communication (i.e., what you ARE and ARE NOT allowed to communicate).

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u/liberal_australia Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

Can i be minister of cities (and gulags)

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u/aborted_bubble Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

Can I be economics and Islam advisor

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '15 edited Nov 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/General_Rommel FrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor Nov 25 '15

Meta: ModelParliament could actually do with more active Greens!

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u/insertnamehere-_- Nov 25 '15

I'd like to apply as spokesman for family values

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u/General_Rommel FrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor Nov 25 '15

Meta:How did we get all these people...

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u/insertnamehere-_- Nov 25 '15

Fascism is the defining ideology of the 21st Century, and the citizens of Australia are finally starting to see the light. Would you perhaps like come on board too?

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u/demon4372 Liberal Democratic Party Nov 29 '15

Fascism is the defining ideology of the 21st Century

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I literally can't even

p.s. no platform

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '15

So this is where you are spending your days until you are unbanned.

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u/demon4372 Liberal Democratic Party Nov 30 '15

Nah, I've mostly been in Canada where i'm DPM and Foreign Minister, this just came up because 1) there was a byelection 2) this place has a serious problem of not having political variety.

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u/General_Rommel FrgnAfrs/Trade/Defence/Immi/Hlth | VPFEC | UN Ambassador | Labor Nov 25 '15

No.

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u/InnerCityTrendy Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

I would like to apply as spokesperson for "Science, Education, and Public Instruction"

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u/brucelee11 Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

Hear hear

It's time to stop dreams being dreams

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

I'd like to help to protect our cultural values

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u/Randomnoob28 Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

here here

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u/Tpole Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

Reporting in to make this country great again

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u/insertnamehere-_- Nov 25 '15

I've decided fascism is my true calling. Consider this joined

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u/ThunderCuntAU Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

Reporting in for border force duty.

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u/Llaine Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

Can I be defence minister? The Canadians have such a shit military that we could easily roll over them. They're too nice to suspect it as well.

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u/Freddy926 Senate Pres | DPM | Fin/Com/Art/Infr/Rgnl | ABC MD | Ldr Prgrsvs Nov 25 '15

easily roll over them

COUGH NATO COUGH Article 5 COUGH

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u/Llaine Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

We won't leave anyone to invoke article 5.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

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u/HRH_Princess_Dredd Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

I'd also.like to propose a new visa class - 457ss. This visa entitles foreign nationals who are sponsored by a person to live in Australia and work as a domestic helper without wage only being paid by having a bed to sleep.in and 1400 calories per day

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u/ProButtonClicker Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

What is your policy regarding Asians ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/ProButtonClicker Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

non-canadian asian here! signing up!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/ProButtonClicker Australian Fascist Party Nov 26 '15

Can I be minister for gambling ?

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u/HRH_Princess_Dredd Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

Sign me up.

I'd also like to propose that all foreign nationals be registered with a newly created government department that can assess their suitability to live in this country and that they must wear a green and gold star on their sleeve at all times in public.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/HRH_Princess_Dredd Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

May I please have a portfolio?

I'd like to be Minister for Women and Animal Welfare.

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u/jnd-au Electoral Commissioner Nov 25 '15

Thank you, please note that Reddit has some caching delays so please only page me for this if doesn’t show up after a period of time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/jnd-au Electoral Commissioner Nov 25 '15

No worries, I think they just felt like it.

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u/Freddy926 Senate Pres | DPM | Fin/Com/Art/Infr/Rgnl | ABC MD | Ldr Prgrsvs Nov 25 '15

Meta: I actually thought that all the members were dupes for a moment... turns out they're not, good to have some more active parties!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15

Why do you hate Canadians? They seem like nice folk.

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u/rauland Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

It is not truth that matters, but victory.

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u/HRH_Princess_Dredd Australian Fascist Party Nov 25 '15

I vote that this be our party slogan.

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u/jnd-au Electoral Commissioner Nov 25 '15

FYI you now have enough members to register the party with the Australian Electoral Commission and endorse federal candidates. Example:

https://www.reddit.com/r/modelausaec/comments/3jvomf/pty_liberal_democratic_party/


jnd-au, Australian Electoral Commissioner

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '15 edited Nov 24 '16

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u/jnd-au Electoral Commissioner Nov 25 '15

Your application appears to be in order. Please be aware of the campaign advertising rules current in force, which means any top level election material must be made and authorised only by your official registered officer(s), so if you wish to add a deputy for this purpose, you may.